(CHORUS x1):
Ya got the gift of the gab,
You can grift, you can grab what you want,
If you're swift, you can have it all,
But you'd better watch your back when the shit hits the fan
(VERSE 1):
Easy money just stick to the plan,
So greezy, man'd never stick to the pan,
Stick to the script,
The snake oil sales pitch, slick with the shtick, it's a scam,
The trick is to win your confidence,
Get on first-name basis, shower you with compliments,
You and me'll make a lot of money
All for a small investment, I know you can cough it up,
Promises of living opulent,
Timeshare villas on the hill up on the continent,
Limited time offer, miss it and you'll be sorry,
If you want it just sign these documents,
Fell in a pit that's bottomless,
Cursed with a pyramid scheme, no sarcophagus,
Prey on the least cognizant,
And you too can get your profit up
(CHORUS x2)
(VERSE 2):
Easy money just stick to the plan,
So greezy, man'd never stick to the pan,
Stick to your guns,
Spin those yarns till these marks are convinced you're the man,
Rinse 'em however you see fit,
Survival of the best blagger, better believe it,
If you got the brass bollocks
Get 'em to bend spoons and tell 'em that it's telekinesis,
Claim you'll let 'em into the secret,
Paint that bullshit gold, fill it with sequins,
Write a book on making money
Then make money by selling it to desperate dreamers,
Positive thinking and “thetans”,
How to win friends, extort and deceive 'em,
Cold reading, be a medium,
Quickest way into their the pocket's through their feelings
