(CHORUS):
Oh my God!
He moves in mysterious ways and nobody know why,
Oh my Goddess!
I've been try'na open up my mind to find the most high,
Holy cow!
Maybe I should seek the divine inside the bovine
Praise Cthulhu! Hail Bob Ross!
Oh My - God...
(VERSE 1):
They shot it in the streets and they stock it in the store,
Get your hit of piety, you want it then it's yours,
Zombified society, rotten to the core,
High off'a sobriety, sozzled off the looooooord good lord…
Schadenfreude, shock and awe,
All the audience applaud, hollering for more,
Come along and gawp at the horribly deformed,
Welcome to the freak show, leave your morals at the door,
As long as it ain't me it doesn't bother me at all,
In the cosmic lottery who got the shorter straw,
Follow me online, watch me be appalled, first-worldian,
Mollycoddled, swaddled up in cotton wool and gauze,
Hallowed be thy name, hollow be our cause,
Slab of meat up in my skull but I've forgotten what it's for,
God talks to me, so I'm not really sure
If I'm a prophet or, if I should be locked up on a ward
(CHORUS)
(GOD SPEAKS)
(VERSE 2):
Dropped a splash on the canvas and so
The universe is nothing but a happy little accident,
Happy little trees and miserable Homo sapiens,
Slouching their shoulders, devolving to habilis,
Concrete jungle inhabitants, socially construct barriers,
Putting up battlements,
Is it any wonder that God is so mad at us?
Probably not a fan of us, much prefers the platypus,
Blessed be the arrogant, “My God'd batter yours”,
Strike you with lightning for doubting he's magnanimous,
Maybe we should lighten up, he's having a laugh with us,
Might just find enlightenment if you're passing the chalice but –
Look, my intent was never to be blasphemous,
Whatever gets you through, we're all looking for patterns in the randomness,
I hope to be compassionate, hand on the bible,
I swear to tell the truth while acting as devil's advocate
