We all bleed blood, we all eat toast,
Don't front like you're keto, we know,
Up in my socials, begging for reposts,
Get off my feed, bro, I ain't feeding your ego,
Reinventing the wheel, car crash peepshow,
Quarter life crisis, midpoint reload,
But props to you for not letting the dream go,
Sharing your gift, I hope you kept the receipt though,
Proud member of the Losers' Club,
Used to have a screwface, learnt to loosen up,
So don't be gettin' aloof on us, you don't win
Friends with salad unless your lettuce is Lucifer's,
But if you let the beef stew, getting through it's tough,
Soon enough they're up in arms like a humerus,
Funny how they can beast, but lack the human touch,
Fluent flowing Double-Time-Quadruple-Dutch,
We're all deluded, me too, I'll admit it,
But I know I'm deluded, in that sense I'm with it,
You're so sensitive, always bickering with the critics,
Tried to knock it for 6 but all your getting is crickets,
Hurt your pride like a kick to the middle wicket,
I'm just try'na get you to reflect upon the mirror's image,
You're acting like you never dipped a biscuit,
Or like you never picked your nose and licked it, quit your fibbing, listen…
Make you double-back like a cul-de-sac,
Harsh dramaturge, you need to cut the act,
Ironic statement, subtle blag,
Undergrad, Tumblr blog, humble brag,
Keep praying that the culture is coming back,
While the vultures pull at scraps,
“Disgruntled cats, fear not - it's The White Rapper!
Here to save the world from the scourge of mumble rap!!”
The seamless robe doesn't suit you well,
Play the white knight, every move's an L,
Armchair activist, try'na prove yourself,
Found yourself when you first heard “Lose Yourself”,
So if you're gassing, I'll spark it and start fires,
All’a my joints inflamed, that's arthritis,
Hard-wired to carve up bar-biters, a sharp knife
Through butter, divisive as Marmite is